I can't. I can't even. My ability to even no longer exists. It is deceased. It has joined the choir invisible. It is an ex-even. As it were.
Also, I can verify that lawyers often do go to sleep and Dream of Victory. At least I did when I actually had cases; I'm a conflicts attorney now so I just check conflicts on other people's work, but still. #DreamingofVictory
Random thought in the midst of this pink-ness, but I didn't get an email when you posted this. This is the second time this has happened to me on Substack today. Is it a setting for this article or something with my email?
Next time you run the Gibberish competition, make the contestants write the pink story in their genre... so like, an allegorical pink story, a suspense/horror pink story, a magical realism pink story... i'm only joking a tiny bit.
I can't. I can't even. My ability to even no longer exists. It is deceased. It has joined the choir invisible. It is an ex-even. As it were.
Also, I can verify that lawyers often do go to sleep and Dream of Victory. At least I did when I actually had cases; I'm a conflicts attorney now so I just check conflicts on other people's work, but still. #DreamingofVictory
>His eyes were pink.
Albinism *nods wisely**
I'm still listening, but I just wanted to say that you have such a pretty voice to listen to.
IT'S TOTALLY PINK. I'm loving this.
THE GRASS IS PINK
Complementary pink colours. I like it.
This guy needs a AAA account to get a more reliable towing service.
The accountant can count the number of feet between the cars, but he can't quite count the number of people he's talked with this month
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THAT ENDING
Thank you, this has been the most amusing thing to bless my entire week.
HEY WAIT
Random thought in the midst of this pink-ness, but I didn't get an email when you posted this. This is the second time this has happened to me on Substack today. Is it a setting for this article or something with my email?
No i didnt send this one to email!
WAIT A MINUTE A LAWYER AND AN ACCOUNTANT HUH
It's the magic of the Pink Story. It can be whatever you want it to be.
Next time you run the Gibberish competition, make the contestants write the pink story in their genre... so like, an allegorical pink story, a suspense/horror pink story, a magical realism pink story... i'm only joking a tiny bit.
So much pink it just keeps going
I'm so excited for you to get to the end. You're going to hate me. It's been fun.
3 minutes left. Pink taxidermy LOL
Genetically engineered vulture food
They say it in their hearts LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
111/10 bravo