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Michael S. Atkinson's avatar

I can't. I can't even. My ability to even no longer exists. It is deceased. It has joined the choir invisible. It is an ex-even. As it were.

Also, I can verify that lawyers often do go to sleep and Dream of Victory. At least I did when I actually had cases; I'm a conflicts attorney now so I just check conflicts on other people's work, but still. #DreamingofVictory

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

>His eyes were pink.

Albinism *nods wisely**

I'm still listening, but I just wanted to say that you have such a pretty voice to listen to.

IT'S TOTALLY PINK. I'm loving this.

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

THE GRASS IS PINK

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

Complementary pink colours. I like it.

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

This guy needs a AAA account to get a more reliable towing service.

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

The accountant can count the number of feet between the cars, but he can't quite count the number of people he's talked with this month

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Sara Dietz's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

THAT ENDING

Thank you, this has been the most amusing thing to bless my entire week.

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Scoot's avatar

HEY WAIT

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

Random thought in the midst of this pink-ness, but I didn't get an email when you posted this. This is the second time this has happened to me on Substack today. Is it a setting for this article or something with my email?

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Sara Dietz's avatar

No i didnt send this one to email!

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Scoot's avatar

WAIT A MINUTE A LAWYER AND AN ACCOUNTANT HUH

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Sara Dietz's avatar

It's the magic of the Pink Story. It can be whatever you want it to be.

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Sara Dietz's avatar

Next time you run the Gibberish competition, make the contestants write the pink story in their genre... so like, an allegorical pink story, a suspense/horror pink story, a magical realism pink story... i'm only joking a tiny bit.

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Scoot's avatar

So much pink it just keeps going

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Sara Dietz's avatar

I'm so excited for you to get to the end. You're going to hate me. It's been fun.

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Scoot's avatar

3 minutes left. Pink taxidermy LOL

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

Genetically engineered vulture food

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Scoot's avatar

They say it in their hearts LOL

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Scoot's avatar

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Scoot's avatar

111/10 bravo

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